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Lunch Box 484: Eeeeeeel


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Simplicity Today I have unagi no kabayaki over rice. Unagi is freshwater eel. An eel is a kind of fish, maybe one that changed its mind and wanted to be a snake instead. Anyway, eels are cooler than other fish for the same reason that octopus is cooler than shrimp: it just is 'cause I say so. Then I have stir-fried squash, carrots, and broccoli, and that is cool because I stir-fried it in butter, and melted butter makes everything better. I'd eat my own head with melted butter. And then there's some raisins filling in the space left by a microwave s'more. That s'more is made with dark chocolate, by the way, which makes it awesome.

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