no kabayaki over rice.
Unagi is freshwater eel. An eel is a kind of fish, maybe
one that changed its mind and wanted to be a snake instead.
Anyway, eels are cooler than other fish for the same
reason that octopus is cooler than shrimp: it just is
'cause I say so. Then I have stir-fried
squash, carrots, and broccoli, and that is cool
because I stir-fried it in butter, and melted butter
makes everything better. I'd eat my own head
with melted butter. And then there's some raisins filling
in the space left by a microwave
s'more. That s'more is made with dark chocolate,
by the way, which makes it awesome.