| GHOST | Zorak, here are some fun and interesting facts about rabbits that I'll bet even YOU didn't know! |
| ZORAK | What? |
| GHOST | For instance, did you know that the rabbit has long ears and a round fluffy tail? It's true! And you know what else! Rabbits don't walk... ...they hop! |
| ZORAK | What did you have for lunch? |
| GHOST | You know what else? The Easter Bunny is a rabbit! |
| ZORAK | Space Ghost... |
| GHOST | I didn't know that...Did you know that? All the while I thought the rabbits were plotting to kill me! Imagine that! |
| ZORAK | What? |
| GHOST | I'm Mister Sunshine. Have a sunshine day! Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! If dad finds out that my rabbit ate his blueprints, he'll freak!!! |
| BRAK | Space Ghost has turned into a Brady! |
| GHOST | Hey, boys and girls. Why not pitch in and help out around the house today. Balance the checkbook...build a swimming pool! (sings) Yeah, I'm a one man woman...lookin' for a one woman man! |
| ZORAK | SPACE GHOST! |
| GHOST | Mother of Night, must you torment me? AHHHHHHHH!!! |
| BRAK | AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! |
| GHOST | Goodbye! |
| <SG FLIES OFF> | |
| BRAK | Zorak, what was wrong with Space Ghost. He was acting as looney as a fruitcake! |
| ZORAK | I think I know what the problem is. |
| <SG FLIES BACK> | |
| GHOST | Oh, hello Zorak. Hello Brak. |
| BRAK | Hello. |
| ZORAK | Eh...are you still weird or are you all better now. |
| GHOST | Was I acting weird? |
| BRAK | You were acting like a raving lunatic, if you ask me. And I oughta know! |
| GHOST | Hmmm, no kidding (mumbles) Maybe because...it might be because... (quickly) I had soft shelled crab for lunch! |
| ZORAK | HAH! I KNEW IT! |
| GHOST | Man, when I see a tray of those crunchy little devils, my will power goes fffffwoot! right out the window! |
| ZORAK | I remember the last time you ate soft shelled crab...you sat on the floor for two hours talking to somebody named Mr. Doody. |
| <SUPER: FLASHBACK> | |
| GHOST | Hello Mister Doody. How are you today? Is that a new hat ? It's looks simply charming, I must say! And where is the lovely Mrs. Doody today? Still at the farm? |
| <SUPER: FLASH FORWARD> | |
| GHOST | Whoa. |
| ZORAK | And the time before that...your head expanded to twelve times it's normal size. |
| BRAK | That was so funny! You looked like a big fat headed parade float! |
| ZORAK | You know, that reminds me of the time I conquered this fleabitten little
moon out in the hinterlands. I had my henchmen parade down the main street
before the cowering masses. My oh my, what a jolly day that was! |
| BRAK | I was in a parade when I was little. My mom dressed me up like a piece of bacon... IT WAS HUMILIATING!!!! Zorak, why are you upside down? (whispers) Space Ghost. |
| GHOST | What. |
| BRAK | (whispers) I can see Zorak's butt. |
| GHOST | No kidding. Well whup dee doo. |
| BRAK | Geez, ya don't have to be such a crab about it.... YOU BIG SOFT SHELLED CRAB! (big laugh) Hoo boy...my gut hurts. |
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