Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at the Office, but Aren't:


10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Put it in my box before I leave.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!

5. Hmmmmmm.....I think it's out of fluid.

4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

AND THE NUMBER 1 THING THAT SOUNDS DIRTY AT THE OFFICE, BUT ISN'T:

1. It's not fair......I do all the work while she just sits there.


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