by Joe Cassidy
| The Top Ten Best Phobias to Have: | |
| 10. | Aichmophobia: The Fear of Pointed Objects |
| 9. | Anglophobia: The Fear of England and its Culture |
| 8. | Bogyphobia: The Fear of the Boogeyman |
| 7. | Electrogeniphobia: The Fear of urinating during an electrical storm. |
| 6. | Soceraphobia: The Fear of Parents-in-Law |
| 5. | Arachibutyrophobia: The Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth |
| 4. | Francophobia: The Fear of the French |
| 3. | Rhabdophobia: The Fear of being Beaten with a Stick |
| 2. | Politicophobia: The Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians |
| 1. | Coulrophobia: The Fear of Clowns |
| ...And now, the top ten WORST phobias to have: | |
| 10. | Papaphobia: The Fear of the Pope |
| 9. | Xylophobia: The Fear of Wooden Objects |
| 8. | Hellenologophobia: The Fear of Complex Scientific Terms and Greek Terminology |
| 7. | Porphyrophobia: The Fear of the color Purple |
| 6. | Gymnophobia: The Fear of Nudity |
| 5. | Ostraconophobia: The Fear of Shellfish |
| 4. | Stasiphobia: The Fear of Walking |
| 3. | Pantiphobia: The Fear of Everything |
| 2. | Venustraphobia: The Fear of Beautiful Women |
| 1. | Eurotophobia: The Fear of Female Genitalia |