Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in the Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. Last week I was in the Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a box of condoms!"
"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.
"I poked holes in all of them she replied!"
The third nun fainted.