5 Reasons To Believe Computers are Male/Female
Five reasons to believe computers are female:
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No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
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The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
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The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you
don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
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Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
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As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.
Five reasons to believe computers are male:
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They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
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They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE
the problem.
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As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little
longer, you could have obtained a better model.
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In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
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Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day
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