The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near the rear and as the priest was speaking, they whispered and giggled amongst themselves, causing quite a disturbance. All of a sudden, Dopey stands up and says,
"Priest, are there any midget nuns in the church?"
"No," said the priest.
Soon, Dopey stands up again and asks, "Priest, are there any midget nuns in the city?"
"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the city or in the church," says the priest.
Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the dismay of the priest. Once again, Dopey stands up and asks, "Priest, are there any midget nuns in the state?"
"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the state, in the city, and no midget nuns in the church!" exclaimed the priest, obviously upset. The dwarfs continue their interference.
Dopey stands up and asks, "Priest, are there any midget nuns in the country?"
The priest, totally angered, exclaims "No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the church, in the city, in the state, in the country, there are no midget nuns in the whole world! Now sit down!!"
Soon afterwards, a chant could be heard from the rear of the church, "Dopey fucked a penguin. Dopey fucked a penguin."