| 40-ish Adventurer Athletic Average looking Beautiful Contagious Smile Educated Emotionally Secure Feminist Free spirit Friendship first Fun Gentle Good Listener New-Age Old-fashioned Open-minded Outgoing Passionate Poet Professional Redhead Reubenesque Romantic Voluptuous Weight proportional to height Wants Soulmate Widow Young at heart |
48 Has had more partners than you ever will Flat-chested Ugly Pathological liar Bring your penicillin College dropout Medicated Fat; ball buster Substance user Trying to live down reputation as slut Annoying Comatose Borderline autistic All body hair, all the time Lights out, missionary position only Desperate Loud Loud Depressive schzophrenic Bitch Shops the Clairol section Grossly fat Looks better by candle light Very fat Hugely fat One step away from stalking Nagged first husband to death Toothless crone |
| 40-ish Athletic Average looking Educated Free Spirit Friendship first Fun Good looking Honest Huggable Like to cuddle Mature Open-minded Physically fit Poet Spiritual Stable Thoughtful |
52 and looking for 25-yr-old Sits on the couch and watches ESPN Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Will always treat you like an idiot Sleeps with your sister As long as friendship involves nudity Good with a remote and a six pack Arrogant bastard Pathological liar Overweight, more body hair than a bear Insecure, overly dependent Until you get to know him Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested Spends a lot of time in front of mirror admiring himself Has written on a bathroom stall Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday Occasional stalker, but never arrested Says "please" when demanding a beer |