Great Truths About Life that Adults Have Learned
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Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
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Wrinkles don't hurt.
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Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
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Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
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Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
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Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the joy.
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