This letter was started by a woman like yourself in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally frustrated. Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,377 men. One of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have.
DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN. One woman broke the chain and got her own son-of-a-bitch back.
At this writing, a friend of mine has already received 184 men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off her face and two days to get her legs together so they could close the coffin.
Hurry up and send this letter along so my name can move up on the list.