There is that percentage of the on-line population of these United States who are known to frequent the cyber-world phenomenon known as the chat room. These people no doubt are aware of various acronyms and descriptions which are commonly used in such venue's, but may not be aware of the real meaning of some of the phrases which they read and/or write on a regular basis. Following is an interpretive expose on what some of this chat actually means:
| 10 inches | The length of a #2 pencil |
| very thick | The width of a #2 pencil |
| tall | Able to go on the big rides at Disneyland |
| weight | Add a small beagle (i.e. 120 lbs. = 150 lbs.) |
| bustline | Deflate for 5 seconds (i.e. 40D = 32B) |
| shoe size | Add room for toes (i.e. 7 1/2 = 10) |
| attractive | Does not induce immediate vomiting or spontaneous internal combustion |
| masculine | Can grow a better mustache than his mother |
| sexy | Has a way with animals |
| attractive | Has been hit on by an adult male with less than 20% blood alcohol level (excluding relatives, lighting required) |
| feminine | Does not chew plug tobacco or consider bathing to be sissy stuff |
| sexy | Can legally belly dance without liability insurance |
| genius | Agrees with you |
| 160 IQ | Once outwitted a cocker spaniel |
| moron | Disagrees with you |
| idiot | Was outwitted by you |
| brb | My mother is in the room |
| rofl | Rolling on the floor with Lassie |
| lol | Luvin' on Lassie |
| roflmao | Lassie and I have decided to get married |
| check your Terms of Service (TOS) | I want my mommy |
| if you don't like it here, leave | I want my mommy |
| (yawn) | My brain needs more oxygen, as usual |
| heckler of the day | The one who laughs most at your jokes |
| cyberbrawl | Twenty HEK's alone in a room, late at night |