Little Known DOS Messages

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Bad command: (A)bort (R)etry (T)ake down entire network? File Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (G)et a beer? REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q) E-mail returned to sender: Insufficient voltage Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue... Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... EXCELLENT command or filename! Copy File? Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Washington, D.C. (Y/N)? Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS Hit any user to continue.


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