| :) | Happy person |
| :( | Sad person |
| :-) | Happy person with a nose |
| :-( | Sad person with a nose |
| :---( | Person sad because he or she has a large nose |
| :--% | Person sad because he or she has a large crayfish for a nose |
| :-D | Person laughing |
| :-D* | Person laughing so hard he or she does not notice that a large spider is hanging from his or her lip |
| :-| | Person unsure which long distance company to choose |
| 8-0-(&) | Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm |
| ;-) | Person winking |
| .-) | Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball |
| :0-WW | Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims |
| :V:-| | Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head |
| ~oE]:-| | Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her head containing a three legged octopus that is giving off smell rays |
| :-[-()f | Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squid |
| 8@}~ | Person, who has overindulged and is drooling, who needs to find the designated driver |
| 8-* | Embarrassed person |
| 8-}E@==8 | Wryly happy person, with short arms, a navel, two legs and shoes on |
| *:-) | The asterisk looks a lot like a spiritual eye-star |
| @:) | Man thinking no one notices that he is combing one strand of hair over a bald head |
| #:) | Man thinking every one is fooled by his "natural" looking toupee |
| =8o | Homer Simpson watching a scary movie |
| <:\ | Bart Simpson after a hair cut |
| :)> | Man with a goatee |
| =:> + (:)) | Goat with a manatee |