| 10 | He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put
in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you? |
| 9 | She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money. |
| 8 | He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to
you in the worst way. She said...Well, you succeeded. |
| 7 | He said... "Two inches more, and I would be king." She said..."Two inches less, and you'd be queen." |
| 6 | On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere." Written just below it: "I do not." |
| 5 | He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?" She said..."That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. " |
| 4 | Priest... "I don't think you will ever find another man like your late
husband." She said..."Who's gonna look?" |
| 3 | He said... "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?" She said... "Turn sideways and look in the mirror." |
| 2 | He said... "Let's go out and have some fun tonight." She said..."Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on." |
| ... and the number one "He Said...She said"... | |
| 1 | He said... "Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?" She said... "I would, but you're never there." |