Jesus Was...
Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus.
Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate
on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence...
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
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His first name was Jesus (pronounced Hay sous)
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He was bilingual
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He was always being harassed by the authorities
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS BLACK:
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He called everybody "brother"
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He liked Gospel
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He couldn't get a fair trial
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS JEWISH:
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He went into His Father's business
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He lived at home until he was 33
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He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
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He talked with his hands
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He had wine with every meal
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He used olive oil
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
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He never cut his hair
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He walked around barefoot
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He started a new religion
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS IRISH:
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He never got married
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He was always telling stories
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He loved green pastures
But perhaps the most compelling evidence...
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
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He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
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He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it
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Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do!
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