"Can I draw you a beer, Norm?"
"No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."
"How's a beer sound, Norm?"
"I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in."
"What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?"
"Going down?"
"What'll it be, Normie?"
"Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer & a snorkel."
"What would you say to a beer, Normie?"
"Daddy wuvs you."
"What'd you like, Normie?"
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."
"What'll you have, Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes
out of that tap."
"Looks like beer, Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky."
"What'd you say, Norm?"
"Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer."
"What would you say to a beer, Norm?"
"Hiya, sailor. New in town?"
(Coming in from the rain)
"Evening, everybody."
Everybody: "Norm!"
"Still pouring, Norm?"
"That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing."
"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."