Great Truths About Growing Old
-
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
-
Forget the health food. You need all the preservatives you can get.
-
When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
-
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that
you once got from a roller coaster.
-
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask
you the questions.
-
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
-
Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
Back to the Lists section or the
Humor Index