GATORS TO FACE SEMINOLES WITH PETERS OUT
-- The Tallahassee Bugle
MESSIAH CLIMAXES IN CHORUS OF HALLELUJAHS
-- The Anchorage Alaska Times
GOVERNOR'S PENIS BUSY [should be "Pen Is"]
-- The New Haven Connecticut Register
THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON
-- The Arkansas Plainsman
LONG ISLAND STIFFENS FOR LILI'S BLOW
-- Newsday
ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX
-- San Antonio Rose
PETROLEUM JELLY KEEPS IDLE TOOLS RUST-FREE
-- Chicago Daily News
TEXTRON INC. MAKES OFFER TO SCREW COMPANY STOCKHOLDERS
-- The Miami Herald
MARRIED PRIESTS IN CATHOLIC CHURCH A LONG TIME COMING
-- The New Haven Connecticut Register
GOVERNOR CHILES OFFERS RARE OPPORTUNITY TO GOOSE HUNTERS
-- The Tallahassee Democrat
WOULD SHE CLIMB TO THE TOP OF MR. EVEREST AGAIN? ABSOLUTELY!
-- The Houston Chronicle