The following are a list of (supposedly) real rock bands' names.
Albino Toilet Boys
Alcoholocaust
Alcoholics Unanimous
Apocolypse Hoboken
Armageddon Dildos
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Band Over
Band That Shot Liberty Valence
Barbara's Bush
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
The Boxing Ghandis
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Breakfast in Beirut
Bulimia Banquet
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators
Caltransvestites
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Carnage Asada
Cindy Brady's Lisp
Cortizone 5
he Dancing French Liberals of 1848
The Dead Sea Squirrels
The Dick Clarks
The Dick Nixons
Dicky Retardo
Drunks With Guns
e. coli
Edith Head
Electric Prostates
Elvis Hitler
Ethyl Merman
Fearless Iranians From Hell
'57 Lesbian
The 4-Skins
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
Fromage d'Amour
Gefilte Joe and the Fish
Gonoreagan
Headless Marines
Hell Camino
Herpes Cineplex
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler's Bikini
HIV and the Positives
Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
Hornets Attack Victor Mature
Inhale Mary
Janitors Against Apartheid
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah's Wetness
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
JFKFC
Jonestown Punch
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kerrigan's Knees
Lack of Afro
Lawn Piranhas
The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
Lee Harvey Keitel
Lesbian Ninjas
Mao Tse Helen
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
Max Roach and the Holders
Minnie Pearl's Jam
Mr. Happy and the Genocides
Mussolini Headkick
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
Nervous Christians and the Lions
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving
Pabst Smear
Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
Penis DeMilo
Pepto Dismal
Phenobarbidols
Phlegm Fatale
Poultry in Motion
Pretentious Flamedogs
The Pro-Midget Mafia
Psychic Buddist Gorillas
Psycho Sluts from Hell
Pungent Frustration
Purple Headed Love Warriors
Raging Pimps of Doom
Rectal Nightmare
Reluctant Stereotypes
Reserectum
Results of Inbreeding
Retarted Elf
Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries
Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Screaming Headless Torsos
Screaming Iguanas of Love
Screaming Moist Accountants
Septic Death
Seven Year Bitch
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
Skeptic Tank
Smorgasborgnine
Solosex
The Sound of Munich
Spastic Colon
The Sphinctones
Stiff Richards
Stukas Over Bedrock
Swingin' Johnsons
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
The Telephony Bandits of Doom
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Testostertones
The Texas Nazis
Thank God We're Immortal
They Tried To Frame OJ
To Live and Shave in LA
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
Transexual Hitler
Trotsky Icepick
Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos
The Velcro Pygmies
Vic Morrow's Head
The Well Hungarians
Willie Nelson Mandela
Yoko Homo
Zip Code Rapists
Zombies Under Stress
Zulu Leprechauns