| NAME OF OFFENDER: INFRACTION DATE: INSTRUMENT: LOCATION: |
__________________________ __________________________ __________________________ __________________________ |
IMPERSONATING A PROFESSIONAL |
FINE |
| __ Stupid Questions __ Really Stupid Questions __ Really Stupid Questions which increase rehearsal length |
$10 $25 $300 |
PRESUMPTUOUS FIRST YEAR BEHAVIOR |
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| __ Musicology __ Historical Nitpicking __ Obtrusive Foot-tapping __ Uninvited Conducting __ Questioning Concertmaster's or Principal's bowings __ Comparing Concertmaster's or Principal's bowings with what Philadelphia Orchestra did under Ormandy |
$25 $50 $10 $15 $25 $100 |
GENERAL TOADYING |
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| __ Insane Cackling at Conductor's bad jokes __ Loud and forced horse laugh at Conductor's bad jokes __ Unwarranted beatific smile while playing (strings) __ Conspicuous professional reading (e.g. International Musician) __ Stultifyingly minute bowing/breath questions __ Conversing with conductor in a language other than English __ Active and public nodding in agreement with conductor __ Pencil behind ear __ Conspicuous part marking __ Letting pencil clatter on stand after conspicuous part marking __ Obvious, insipid consultation of conductor's score during break __ reference to obscure recordings/performances __ Pretending to understand absurd metaphor __ Understanding absurd metaphor |
$50 $10 $40 $35 $75 $95 $35 $25 $15 $500 $150 $90 $15 $25 |
ANNOYING BEHAVIOR BY VETERANS |
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| __ Playing high notes louder than possible (brass) __ Holding same 1/4 beat longer than everyone else (brass) __ Discussing technique during rehearsal __ Discussing technique during break __ Discussing technique with guest artist (at any time) __ Tiresome time-consuming anecdotes __ Tiresome time-consuming anecdotes about famous musician (2nd hand) __ Tiresome time-consuming anecdotes about famous musician (1st hand) __ Naming yourself after a dead composer __ Naming yourself after a live composer __ Feigning European birth by 'lapsing' into foreign languages |
$25 $200 $100 $200 $500 $30 $60 $90 $50 $100 $150 |
GENERAL OBNOXIOUS BEHAVIOR |
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| __ Selling Amway __ Inviting conductor to party __ Inviting guest artist to party __ Showing pictures of guest artist at party at first rehearsal after party |
$50 $15 $100 $200 |
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