ALABAMA | Literacy Ain't Everything |
ARKANSAS | At Least We're not Oklahoma |
CALIFORNIA | Se Habla Ingles |
CONNECTICUT | New York City's OTHER Suburb |
FLORIDA | The Gunshine State |
IDAHO | Famous Potatoes ... and Neo-Nazis |
ILLINOIS | Gateway to Iowa |
INDIANA | Home of Dan Quayle |
KANSAS | Don't Blame Us, We Voted For Dole |
KENTUCKY | Tobacco is a Vegetable |
MAINE | For Sale |
MARYLAND | We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It! |
MINNESOTA | Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds |
MONTANA | Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else |
NEW JERSEY | The Garbage State |
NEW MEXICO | Lizards Make Excellent Pets |
NEW YORK | You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney |
NORTH CAROLINA | Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names |
OHIO | Don't Judge us by Cleveland |
OREGON | Jerry Garcia was here! |
PENNSYLVANIA | Cook with Coal |
SOUTH DAKOTA | Closer than North Dakota |
TENNESSEE | The Educashun State |
TEXAS | Don't Mess with Texas -- We're Armed |
UTAH | Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus |
VIRGINIA | We're Better Than Maryland, Damn It! |
WASHINGTON | Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp |
WYOMING | Flat Is Where It's At |