Alabama
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona
But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California
As Seen on TV
Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your
Money)
Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are
Real Good
Illinois
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland
A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan
First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota
"10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes"
Mississippi
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada
Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey
Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an attorney...
North Carolina
Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota
We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio
We Wish We Were In Michigan
Oklahoma
Like the Play, only No Singing
Oregon
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee
The Educashun State
Texas
Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont
Yep
Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia
One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin
Eat Cheese or Die
Wyoming
Wynot?