It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing else to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart, I'll answer the question!"
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four score and seven years ago'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln."
The teacher said, "That's right, Susie. You can go." Johnny was annoyed that Susie had answered first. The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I have a dream'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King."
The teacher said, "That's right, Mary. You may go."
Johnny was mad now. He wanted to get out now!
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy".
The teacher said, "That's right, Nancy. You can go." Johnny was boiling mad. When was he going to get out of there?
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher asked, "Who said that?!"
Johnny said, "Bill Clinton. Can I go now?!"