Polish Restaurant: | As for the tripe served you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praises to your grandchildren on your deathbed. |
Paris Restaurant: | We serve five o'clock tea at all hours. |
Bangkok Bar: | The Shadiest Cocktail Bar in Bangkok. |
Swimming pool on the French Riviera: | Swimming is forbidden in the absence of a savior. |
Sri Lanka Swimming Pool: | Do not use the diving board when the swimming pool is empty. |
Hotel on the Ionian Sea: | In order to prevent shoes from mislaying, please don't corridor them. The management cannot be held. |
Tel Aviv Hotel: | If you wish breakfast, lift the telephone and our waitress will arrive. This will be enough to bring up your food. |
Istanbul Hotel: | To call Room Service, please open the door and call Room Service. |
Beirut Hotel: | Ladies are kindly requested not to have their babies in the cocktail bar. |
Mexico City: | We sorry to advise you that by a electric disperfect in the generator master of the elevator we have the necessity that don't give service at our distinguishable guests. |
Gaspe Peninsula: | No dancing in the bathrooms! |
Madrid Hotel: | If you wish disinfection enacted in your presence, cry out for the chambermaid. |
Tokyo Hotel: | Keep your hands away from unnecessary buttons for you. |
Paris Hotel: | A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but not trousers. |
Paris Hotel: | Tea in a bag, just like mother. |
Chinese Road Sign: | Go soothingly on the greasy mud, for therein lies the skid demon. |
Barcelona Travel Agency Sign: | Go Away. |
Amusement Ride Sign in Saudi Arabia: | For your safety this game is not allowed for those who suffer from hearts, diabetics, nerves, high pressure and pregnants. |
Zanzibar Barbershop: | Gentlemen's throats cut with nice sharp razors. |
Israeli Butcher Shop: | I slaughter myself twice daily. |
Highway Signs in India: |
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A collection of various signs, packages, T-Shirts and shopping bags in Japan: |
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Mexico City Hotel: | Broken English spoken perfectly. |