What is a Cat/Dog?
What is a Cat?
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Cats do what they want.
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They rarely listen to you.
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They're totally unpredictable.
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They whine when they are not happy.
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When you want to play, they want to be alone.
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When you want to be alone, they want to play.
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They expect you to cater to their every whim.
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They're moody.
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They leave hair everywhere.
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They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats.
What is a Dog?
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Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture
in the house.
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They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear
you when you're in the same room.
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They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
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They growl when they are not happy.
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When you want to play, they want to play.
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When you want to be alone, they want to play.
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They are great at begging.
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They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
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They leave their toys everywhere.
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They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They're tiny little men in fur coats.
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