The Ages of Woman and Man
The Ages of Woman:
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Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
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Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
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Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored,
breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.
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Between the ages of 46 and 56 she is like Europe, exhausted but still has
points of interest.
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After 56 she is like Australia; everybody knows it's down there but who gives
a damn?
The Ages of Man:
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Between 16 and 30: Tri-weekly
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Between 31 and 48: Try weekly
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Over 48: Try weakly
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