(and what they actually mean...)
10. | I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") |
9. | There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad) |
8. | I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) |
7. | My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) |
6. | I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). |
5. | I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system', much less the same building.) |
4. | It's not you, it's me. (It's you.) |
3. | I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) |
2. | I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) |
...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means) |
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1. | Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing) |