Y2K May Not be So Bad After All!


FROM: Automated Payroll Processing
TO: Valued Employee
DATE: January 4, 2000
SUBJECT: Vacation Pay

Dear Valued Employee:

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22, which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.

Sincerely,

Automated Payroll Processing


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