Skeletor: Behold, my new latest ultimate weapon!
Mattel: Buy our Slime Pit playset!
[Teela falls into Pelisia, a village full of Mogwai-like critters. They treat her like a returning hero.]
Sorceress: Man-at-Arms, listen well to this backstory.
[The Sorceress recounts how she took a vacation from Grayskull, kicked ass in Pelisia, and "married" a man with bandages all over his face. Then Skeletor airdrops three gummi skeletons into Pelisia just for the hell of it. The gummis attack Teela, He-Man, Man-at-Arms, and Battle Cat with their epoxy-like loogies. He-Man gives Teela a haircut, paving the way for a new action figure.]
He-Man: I know! We can bake them just like pottery! Snot's just like clay, isn't it?
Man-At-Arms: Sounds good to me.
[They shoot flames at the gummis, and lo and behold snot really does turn into glassy stuff when heated. He-Man, Man-at-Arms, and Teela then bust the three big paperweights.]
Sorceress: And then he got me pregnant and left me, so I moved back home. The end.