"Masters of The Universe" Episodes-in-a-Second

Of Machines and Men

Queen Marlena: I've completed my diplomatic mission. See, I'm not completely useless.

[Everything electronic in Eternia stops working, with the exception of Randor's binoculars. Marlena gets out of her safe warm vehicle to wander around in the snow. At Palace Eternia, a purple head with crappy tracking appears.]

Purple Head: I did this! Put on this armor or else!

He-Man: Okey-dokey.

Skeletor: Me too!

[He-Man flies to a junkyard and battles big-ass mechanical things to kill some time. Then he goes underground to Akira's lair, but only finds a half-dead old man.]

Sortech: Move those rocks for me, will you?

He-Man: You did all this instead of just using a forklift? The hell were you thinking?!

Fans: And what about the armor for Skeletor? What's the point of that?!

Mattel: Buy Battle Armor He-Man and Skeletor!

[He-Man and Skeletor play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots for a while. Skeletor tries to pull Sortek's plug. He-Man won't let him. He doesn't move the rocks either, but it doesn't matter.]

Sortech: You Eternians all suck, but you can have your power back now.

Kobra Khan & Tung Lashor: Hey! Don't forget about us! We're still around!

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