[Adam dreams of fan art and fan fiction.]
Sorceress: Come to me. I have more backstory for you.
[In the past, He-Man was married to the Sorceress, the Sorceress had wings on her butt, Battle Cat was a lion, and Orko was The Great and Powerful Oz. The more things change, the more they remain the same.]
Grayskull [AKA He-Man with long hair]: Graah... Dying... must... do... dramatic... scene!
[Grayskull originates the Power Sword, predicts He-Man's appearance, and then flops over dead.]
He-Man: I won't let you revive Hordak!
Skeletor: So who wants to?
[Skeletor blasts Hordak's shrine, thus sealing his only way back into Eternia. No foolin' this time. This is not a set-up for a sequel. Honest.]