[Our Heroes get involved in a child custody case.]
Cave people: Give us the Starchild! We'll use her power to beat the Tree Dwellers!
Tree People: Give us the Starchild! We'll use her power to beat the Cave People!
Star Child: No! [runs away]
[Everyone chases after the nameless little girl from Witch Mountain. In the end it turns out that it was all a misunderstanding and both groups wanted to use her power for peace, honest. They are awarded joint custody. Every viewer who lived though a childhood divorce groans.]