[Monteeg, a froglike critter who was apparently one of Skeletor's old college buddies, turns up in Snake Mountain.]
Monteeg: My army can beat your army!
Skeletor: Sez you!
Monteeg: I'll capture He-Man and add him to my collection of evil historical figures!
Skeletor: Have fun trying.
[Monteeg begs for help against a nonexistent giant. While traveling with He-Man and Orko, he causes disasters. He-Man copes with them easily.]
Skeletor: He-Man always wins! Yay!
[He-Man finds himself fighting Hannibal - well, Hannibal's elephant, anyway - and Blackbeard, a pirate in goofy space armor. Orko helps by annoying the elephant.]
Monteeg: What the heck is going on?
Skeletor: He-Man's winning. As usual.
[He-Man digs himself up out of a hole, easily traps the uber-powerful Monteeg behind a grate, and rips the dome off Monteeg's... whatever the dome was on. Huge disembodied heads float out.]
Blackbeard: Arrr, I'm not evil anymore.
Hannibal: Neither are my elephant and I. Thanks.
[They disappear like the ghosts they apparently are. Skeletor and Monteeg squabble and go away.]
He-Man: History is exciting because it's real, unlike cartoons.