The Second Pilot
| Announcer: | Coming this fall from The Cartoon Network | ||
| Onscreen: | Amazing Action Thrilling Adventure Superhero For The Nineties In a Chatty Talk Show Space Ghost Coast to Coast (Fireworks and audience cheers) |
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| Space Ghost:
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When the Cartoon Network approached me about hosting a talk show, I said "Sure, I'd love to. Hollywood has always fascinated me. (His mouth slides weirdly around on his face as he speaks) And as long as it doesn't interfere with my other job on the Cartoon Network, fighting those rotten space aliens, I'd be delighted to talk to those strange Hollywood creatures." Each week I'll have penetrating, thought-provoking interviews with today's hottest celebrities, plus inside reports from Hollywood, viewer letters, musical guests, and an explosion or two. Here's a taste of what you can expect. I'll talk with famous stars. | 
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| Emma Thompson:
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Suddenly these kind of great... passions burst out of people- | ||
| Space Ghost: | Oooooh! | ||
| Emma Thompson: | And to do it and be here in this heat, you know, where you're panting and sweating, and it's... fantastic. | ||
| Space Ghost: | Oooooh!
And unlike Dave or Arsenio, if an interview isn't going well I just hit inviso-power and I'm outta here. (Space Ghost invisos out) |
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| Emma Thompson: | - where you're panting and sweating and - | ||
| Space Ghost: | We'll also have a special Hollywood insiders segment each week, from that unusual gentleman at Film Threat magazine. | ||
| Chris Gore: | (on monitor) Hi, Chris Gore here, Editor-In-Chief for Film Threat, the other movie magazine, and I'm here in Hollywood to try out a new concept. It's called "intelligent entertainment journalism," and as long as my scripts aren't censored you'll hear all the (The rest of his speech is covered with a long BLEEEEEP and his image is covered with a CENSORED stamp.) | ||
| Space Ghost:
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I'll even answer mail from our loyal viewers. "Dear Space Ghost, the other kids in school don't understand me, and the really big kids beat me up all the time. Will you come destroy them? Your friend, Billy Shannon, Newark, Ohio. PS - I love your show." Well, Billy, you really need to talk to your teacher or your parents about all of this. If that doesn't work, call me, and I'll at least come and stun them real bad. Plus, what's a talk show without a co-host? And we'll have one of the best, or at least one of the shortest, the incredibly exciting Herve Villechaize. Look, Hollywood is no more dangerous than Mars or Zorak, or those big locust guys with the helmets, but let's not kid ourselves. If you don't stay on top, this business will eat you alive! I know my stars, I know this industry, and I know how to talk. (falls backwards) Oh-oh! Oh, great, I think I've pulled something. Ah- | ||
| Announcer: | This Fall, the face of late night is going to look, well, odd. | ||
| Onscreen: | Space Ghost Coast to Coast. It's a Hollywood Talk Show. Really. Coming this fall from the Cartoon Network. |
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| Space Ghost:
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Ooooh! |
