Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Reports 10

(Monkeys)

1:41

Ghost:
And now it's time for Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Report. But first, here's Zorak to explain what ratings are.
Zorak:
Ratings ... uh, ratings, ratings, uh, sure, I know, it's like when things are compared to other things, you know, like apples to bananas, or cows to monkeys!
Brak:
Monkeys?!
Zorak:
That's right, monkeys! But sometimes the ratings don't add up. People start asking questions. Meetings are arranged and canceled. Canceled, canceled, canceled, heads will roll! I could scream!
Ghost:
(screaming) AAAAAAA!
Brak:
(screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ghost:
Yes, well, here's Brak with the Ratings Report. How we doin', Brak?
Brak:
I'm - not - a - monkey!!
(long pause)
Lookit the chart!
Ghost:
Oo! See how the little red line goes up? That's nice!
Brak:
Yeah, and lookit this!
Zorak:
Hmm, it says than ninety-four percent of our viewers think that Zorak should host the show instead of Space Ghost. Interesting idea.
Ghost:
Listen, insect, without me this show would be-
Zorak:
HUGELY successful! A runaway hit! A freight train out of control!
(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
Zorak:
NNNNNNNAAAAAA!
Brak:
BUT LOOKIT THE CHART!
Ghost:
Right. Great. Seen it. So what?!
Zorak:
(coughing)
Ghost:
We'll look forward to next Monday's Cartoon Planet Ratings Report.

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