Original by Cher, mangled by Hash
The Chaos Queen of Mainframe preened
Stroked her cat to an iridescent sheen
Behind her mask her eyes glowed green
In her boredom she had hatched a wicked scheme
She’d play it fast and play it cool
Send the city to its doom with a little help
Her plans she laid and her trap she set
Then her victim into her parlor she did lure
Dark Lady laughed and danced and lit her lanterns one by one
Danced to her viral music till the code was done
Dark Lady played black magic till the bug had done its job
She sat and watched her garden as it turned to stone
He took the bait and made his escape
Never knowing it’s what she’d planned all along
In his throne he sat so proud and vain
While the bug watched from inside its cage
What a prize, he said to himself
Before the day is through Mainframe will be mine
But sister dear pulled a double cross
He opened his prize only to find a deadly bug
Dark Lady laughed and danced and lit her lanterns one by one
Danced to her viral music till the code was done
Dark Lady played black magic till the bug had done its job
She sat and watched her garden as it turned to stone
The infection spread like a wild fire
A viral bug whose touch turned everything to stone
The city stood helpless in its path
But just when it seemed everything had been lost
The Guardian blue found he was immune
He rushed right over to battle the Chaos Queen
He convinced her then that the quiet was nice
And in a fright she banished the Medusa away
Dark Lady laughed and danced and lit her lanterns one by one
Danced to her viral music till the code was done
Dark Lady played black magic till the bug had done its job
She sat and watched her garden as it turned to stone