Little Known DOS Messages
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Bad command: (A)bort (R)etry (T)ake down entire network?
File Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (G)et a beer?
REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
E-mail returned to sender: Insufficient voltage
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue...
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
EXCELLENT command or filename!
Copy File? Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Washington, D.C. (Y/N)?
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Hit any user to continue.
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