| Patron: |
Waiter! |
| Waiter: |
Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be
the problem? |
| Patron: |
There's a fly in my soup! |
| Waiter: |
Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. |
| Patron: |
No, it's still there. |
| Waiter: |
Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. |
| Patron: |
Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. |
| Waiter: |
Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you
using? |
| Patron: |
A SOUP bowl! |
| Waiter: |
Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the
bowl set up? |
| Patron: |
You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in
my soup?! |
| Waiter: |
Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your
soup? |
| Patron: |
I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! |
| Waiter: |
Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? |
| Patron: |
You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?? |
| Waiter: |
Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. |
| Patron: |
Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? |
| Waiter: |
The current Soup of the Day is tomato. |
| Patron: |
Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now. |
| [waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and
the check] |
| Waiter: |
Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. |
| Patron: |
This is potato soup. |
| Waiter: |
Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. |
| Patron: |
Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. |
| [waiter leaves.] |
| Patron: |
Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup! |
The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . . . . . $1.00
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