| Polish Restaurant: |
As for the tripe served you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing
its praises to your grandchildren on your deathbed. |
| Paris Restaurant: |
We serve five o'clock tea at all hours. |
| Bangkok Bar: |
The Shadiest Cocktail Bar in Bangkok. |
| Swimming pool on the French Riviera: |
Swimming is forbidden in the absence of a savior. |
| Sri Lanka Swimming Pool: |
Do not use the diving board when the swimming pool is empty. |
| Hotel on the Ionian Sea: |
In order to prevent shoes from mislaying, please don't corridor them.
The management cannot be held. |
| Tel Aviv Hotel: |
If you wish breakfast, lift the telephone and our waitress will arrive.
This will be enough to bring up your food. |
| Istanbul Hotel: |
To call Room Service, please open the door and call Room Service. |
| Beirut Hotel: |
Ladies are kindly requested not to have their babies in the cocktail
bar. |
| Mexico City: |
We sorry to advise you that by a electric disperfect in the generator
master of the elevator we have the necessity that don't give service at our
distinguishable guests. |
| Gaspe Peninsula: |
No dancing in the bathrooms! |
| Madrid Hotel: |
If you wish disinfection enacted in your presence, cry out for the
chambermaid. |
| Tokyo Hotel: |
Keep your hands away from unnecessary buttons for you. |
| Paris Hotel: |
A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but not trousers. |
| Paris Hotel: |
Tea in a bag, just like mother. |
| Chinese Road Sign: |
Go soothingly on the greasy mud, for therein lies the skid demon. |
| Barcelona Travel Agency Sign: |
Go Away. |
| Amusement Ride Sign in Saudi Arabia: |
For your safety this game is not allowed for those who suffer from hearts,
diabetics, nerves, high pressure and pregnants. |
| Zanzibar Barbershop: |
Gentlemen's throats cut with nice sharp razors. |
| Israeli Butcher Shop: |
I slaughter myself twice daily. |
| Highway Signs in India: |
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Avoid Overspeeding.
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Always Avoid Accidents.
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| A collection of various signs, packages, T-Shirts and shopping bags in
Japan: |
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Just Fit For You, King King
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Fancy Pimple
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Persistent Pursuit of Dainty
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Vigorous Throw-up
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A drop of sweat is the precious gift for your guts
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| Mexico City Hotel: |
Broken English spoken perfectly. |