| His obnoxious brother | Please Gogh |
| His dizzy aunt | Verti Gogh |
| The brother who ate prunes | Gotta Gogh |
| The brother who worked at a convenience store | Stopan Gogh |
| The grandfather from Yugoslavia | Yu Gogh |
| The cousin from Illinois | Chica Gogh |
| His magician uncle | Where Diddy Gogh |
| His Mexican Cousin | Amee Gogh |
| The Mexican cousin's American half brother | Grin Gogh |
| The nephew who drove a stage coach | Wellsfar Gogh |
| The constipated uncle | Cant Gogh |
| The ballroom dancing aunt | Tang Gogh |
| The birdlover uncle | Flamin Gogh |
| His nephew psychoanalist | E. Gogh |
| The fruit loving cousin | Mang Gogh |
| An aunt who taught positive thinking | Wayto Gogh |
| The little bouncing nephew | Po Gogh |
| A sister who loved disco | Go Gogh |
| The aunt who travels the country | Winnie Bay Gogh |