Nightmare
2:18
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Zorak:
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(moaning) Man.
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Ghost:
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How ya feeling there, pardner?
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Zorak:
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Eh ... like a Gardassian tanker ran over me, and backed up, and ran over
me again.
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Ghost:
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Ohh! Rough night, huh?
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Zorak:
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Eh ... last night was limbo night at The Locust Club. Eh, things got a little
outta hand. We "lowered the bar", if you know what I mean. I've gotta lie
down for a little while or I'm going to keel over and croak.
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(Zorak turns upside down in the pod and snores loudly, then starts speaking.)
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Hey ... you ... get outta that sinkhole right now...
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Ghost:
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Brak, listen to Zorak. He's talking in his sleep.
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Zorak:
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Awww, I don't wanna go to my room, Mommy. I'm innocent. Ouch! All right,
I'm not innocent, but they can't prove a thing ... take me to court ...find
a jury that'll prove a ... No! Take 'em away! Take 'em away!
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Brak:
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Take what away?
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Zorak:
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Banana Splits! Banana Splits!
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(video of The Banana Splits)
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Uhh ... I need to stop giving Space Ghost the Evil Eye, huh-huh-huh ...
ah-heh-heh-heh-heh ... ah, or he'll think that I'm sweet on him,
heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
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Ghost:
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Ooh, let's not go there.
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Zorak:
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Wait, Mr. Rich, you've got to hide me! You dirty rat, you dirty rat.
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Ghost:
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Oh no! He's doing impressions!
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Zorak:
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Hasta la vista, baby.
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Brak:
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Wake him up!
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Zorak:
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Ah PITY the fool!
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Ghost:
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ZORAK! WAKE UP!
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Zorak:
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Dyn-o-MITE!
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(Ghost zaps Zorak.)
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Zorak:
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(rightside-up) Heh? Wha' happened?
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Ghost:
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You were talking in your sleep.
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Zorak:
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Oh. Eh, well, (yawn) don't mind if I do.
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(Turns upside down and begins snoring again.)
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