Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Reports 12

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Ghost:: And now it's time for Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Report. But first, I've got something on my mind that I've got to get off my chest. It's a story. It's a little story about a man. A man called Ultra-7. And this man, this Ultra-7 man was a great superhero. A defender of truth, justice, and the mid-Pacific rim. And he was loved by all. So they gave Ultra-7 his own TV show! And it was a good TV show! But the ratings, the ratings were not so good. So they canceled Ultra-7 man. And replaced him with a cartoon dog and a caveman! And boys and girls, I'm here to tell ya, it just about broke Ultra-7's heart! And he was never quite the same. And the mid-Pacific rim was thereafter terrorized by many ugly monsters.
Zorak:: I assume you're going to tell us what this drivel has to do with ANYTHING.
Ghost:: The moral of this story is JUST BECAUSE YOUR SHOW GETS STINKIN' CANCELED IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON! (Space Ghost begins crying, finishing with) All better.
Well, I can see by the clock on the wall that we're out of time. Brak, why don't you tell us a little about next week's Cartoon Planet Ratings Report?
Brak:: I don't have the slightest idea.
Ghost:: Well, I'm sure when you know, you'll let us know. Thank you.