by Katzedecimal
| 10. | Her masks were actually a mini-Virus. When Bob defragged them, he accidently unleashed the dormant Virus, which then infected her and took over her body, causing her to turn completely white. |
| 9. | Terrible accident at the beautician. I swear, you ask for a simple frost'n'tip..... |
| 8. | Terrible accident at the laudromat. Don't ask, and don't ever mention Clorox to her again. |
| 7. | "Oh, we don't need to use a fork-lift to pick up that bulk order of Liquid Paper. We'll ask Hexadecimal to float it." -- Right, Phong, too bad you disrupted her concentration.... |
| 6. | Got a leetle too enthusiastic about whitewashing Bob's apartment. |
| 5. | Terrible accident with the make-up department. |
| 4. | Got into her first game cube. It was "Care Bears." (Some things will scare even Chaos Viruses!) |
| 3. | Saw Lar DeSouza's revelation of the True Identity of Daemon(-kins) |
| 2. | Learned that she's not actually a Virus, she's an Operating Syst... no wait, I'm sorry, that's only if she'd turned blue.... |
| And the number one explanation for the White Hexadecimal action figure: | |
| 1. | The Abominable Snow Virus, Yetidecimal. |
